This is exactly as I remember disliking him. RIP, Robert Urich. |
Robert Urich, 99.9% of the world's cats, Fox News, Fox Anything (except "New Girl" - it's delightful!), Pink Floyd, licorice , racist people, homophobic people, Jennifer Aniston, co-dependent people, the words "moist" and "slacks" and if you put those words together in a sentence then I'll hate them both twice as much!, when people crack their knuckles, public restrooms, xenophobes, jazz music (to my core!), most unitaskers - you know things that do one and only one thing when another object you already own can do the same job with precisely .1% effort!
You don't need this! This is cute, but dumb! Use a knife! |
This song!
when people don't put their grocery carts back, people who complain about everything! ;-) :)
There's probably more - probably a lot more - but this will do nicely right now. I feel cleansed.
Happy Saturday!
With the exception of Jazz, that seems like a very reasonable list. I'll be sure to shelve my Miles Davis albums when you are around.
ReplyDeleteEvery year when I was a kid, I was taken against my will to the "Kool Jazz Festival" @ Blossom. I mostly remember being face down in the grass and sobbing, begging for a merciful end to the "koolness". A few years back, I was lucky enough to get tickets to see Stevie Wonder perform in Oberlin...I had to sit through a two hour jazz concert first. Torture! Stevie Wonder was worth it.
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